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JWU '18

done:

with your shit

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Monday September 22nd
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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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Monday September 22nd
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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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Monday September 22nd
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Monday September 22nd
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Monday September 22nd
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bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

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Monday September 22nd
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Monday September 22nd
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newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

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Monday September 22nd
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corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

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Monday September 22nd
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zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

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Monday September 22nd
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Monday September 22nd
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Monday September 22nd
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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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Monday September 22nd
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telapathetic:

atheists who look down on people for being religious

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Monday September 22nd
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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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Monday September 22nd
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