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i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun
when you hear someone talkin shit about your favourite celebrity
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
Cinderella arrives at the ball
My sister just sent me this photo with the caption “Home is where the heart is”- she’s roadtripping around the US with her two best friends and it looks like heaven to me.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
nearly eight miles of deserted oceanfront stretches from Spanish Point to Palmetto Point. The champagne color of the sand glows rose thanks to the crushed coral in the mix.
i think about this so much
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