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kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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Saturday July 26th
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spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

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Saturday July 26th
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Saturday July 26th
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clarainclara:

I see no lies here

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Saturday July 26th
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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
Saturday July 26th
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Saturday July 26th
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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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Saturday July 26th
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kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

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Saturday July 26th
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godyes:

10,000Fuck

godyes:

10,000Fuck

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Saturday July 26th
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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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Saturday July 26th
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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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Saturday July 26th
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Saturday July 26th
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consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

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Saturday July 26th
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Saturday July 26th
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